Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Another little story!

                             

I walked into the house, the fragrance smell of pie entered into out nostrils.
“Mom, why did you make pie,” Coleen said gazing off at the pie.
“Well, first of all I knew you absolutely love pie and did you not know Uncle Jim and Aunt Ruth are coming for dinner?”
“No, what time are they coming?”
“I can’t remember if it is 6:00 or 6:30! So they will be here in an hour and a half. Clean up your room, and feed the dog. And if you clean the bathrooms, you can get an extra piece of pie!”
“First of all mom I do not want to feed the dog, you know he is just going to bite me and think my shoe is a toy.  Second, of all are Uncle Jim and Aunt Ruth bringing anything?”
“You will see! No actually they are coming with a dog trainer to train Barren. And after dinner, the dog trainer is thinking about taking to the beach, he will work with Barren and we will play in the sand, and swim if you want to freeze you veins.”  Mom said.
Uncle Jim and Aunt Ruth rang the door bell and I ran over to the door and jumped on Uncle Jim.
“Little high little low,” I yelled.
“Little hey little ho,” Uncle Jim and Aunt Ruth said. The dog trainer grabbed his supplies which included pills.
“Hey what are you doing with those pills,” I asked.
“Oh, you really want to know!”
“Are you going to put my dog to sleep with those?” I exclaimed getting teary eyed.
“Oh, no sweetie I have a disease  and I have to take these or I will swell up and get hives,” he said.
“Ok! Is it contagious?”
“Nope,” he answered with a chuckle. After dinner, and the dog trainer was working on Barren I talked with Uncle Jim and Aunt Ruth.
We went to the beach, I didn’t want to freeze my veins so I just played in the sand.

Monday, April 15, 2013

        Another story!


There was this reporter who would leave her job to go to random places to ask very odd questions. They were not odd questions for here, they were more for the people who lived there.  This lady was 34 and her name was Shea. 
Once she went to China, and she asked” who eats bugs here?” Everyone looked at her and laughed. Because in their language, it said, “Who eats garbage here?” Then she went to the grocery store and asked one of the employees where the peanut butter is. The employee walked her over to the cribs. When she finally went on to her computer and saw what she was saying she realized now.  So she took her computer, got the translation and went to a different store. Ztee dofermo cwantala ponut fermho. Then she was taken to the peanut butter.  
Hope you liked it!